Among the things that make us nuts:

• An empty carton of milk in the fridge

• A flat tire

• A torn window screen. That tiny hole is just the invitation bugs need to break in.

No need for a handyman or a replacement screen.

You’ll find the right bug deterrent at the 99-cent store, if it’s not already on hand in your bathroom cabinet. But going to the dollar store is fun — you never know what you’ll find. Like cheap soda.

Supplies:

• Clear nail polish, 99 cents

• Two slightly dented cans of soda, 99 cents

• Total: $1.98

What you do:

• Apply the clear nail polish on both sides of the torn area. Slather it on so it builds up a nice barrier.

• Watch it dry transparently.

• Enjoy your soda.